theleaguelife:

lmqxiaoweixiao:

[Flirting with a girl]

Me: “so uh, where do you want to live when you grow older?”

Her: “Well i really like New York”

Me: [Pulls out Yu Gi Oh card]

Me: “TOO BAD IM SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM”

SOMEONE PLEASE

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deadlykillerqueen:

bae: babe please come over

me: i can’t right now i’m too busy

bae: i got space dandy on bluray tho

me:

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